Characters at Gym
I been going to the gym since January due to cold weather. I love it now and I am getting use to the gym system day by day. But fun thing about gym is all the characters you see or run into. Which one do you think you are?
Show offs: There are definitely those assholes who tries to show off. They will stand side by side with you and do more weight, more sets, more laps. Fucking show offs.
Chatty girls: Coffee shop was packed, so they decide to hang out at the gym and chat. They could be doing this in sauna or open space....but they always do it on the machines.
Work out buddies: They are like Mario brothers, they will not go anywhere with out one and another. They will stick by each other and encourage others to push harder and do more.
Germ Freaks: This person will go down stairs to get a paper towel to wipe down the machine if the they are all out of paper towel upstairs. This person carries around hand sanitizer.
Sluts: Oh you definitely seen these people. They will go up to the biggest meat head at the gym and ask if they can help them work out. They will stretch, they will bend over, and after that they will start to work out.
Con Artist: Do you need a person trainer? Con artist who claims to be a personal trainer and feel up on you. Next day you come in, no one name"_______" works there.
Silencer: Headphone on, look straight, do what you have to do without a single peep out of your mouth. They will not going to get in your way, but they will hobble around you if you are using the machine they need.
Creepers: Checking out every one around them and they are not even checking out the faces. They will go slower on treadmill, they will ride behind you on a cycling machine, they will be next to you when you are doing your chest work out. Yup, you seen them around.
Self Absolve-er: They love themselves so much that they can't keep their eyes off the mirror. They are the one who are working out infront of the mirror and screaming "Yeah" "That's right" "YEAH" like they are having orgasm by just looking at themselves. it's good that you are confident, but now you are just an egotistical asshole.
Scary Fat Person: It's not that we hate them to be there, it's anything but good that they are working out. But we act like we seen Godzilla or King Kong when we see them wobble there way around. Especially when we see them walk into or sauna and see people scatter away to make him/ her a room or when we see them hop in the Jacuzzi and the water level rises. We just don't know how to act around them, except panic in silence.
So which one are you?
Show offs: There are definitely those assholes who tries to show off. They will stand side by side with you and do more weight, more sets, more laps. Fucking show offs.
Chatty girls: Coffee shop was packed, so they decide to hang out at the gym and chat. They could be doing this in sauna or open space....but they always do it on the machines.
Work out buddies: They are like Mario brothers, they will not go anywhere with out one and another. They will stick by each other and encourage others to push harder and do more.
Germ Freaks: This person will go down stairs to get a paper towel to wipe down the machine if the they are all out of paper towel upstairs. This person carries around hand sanitizer.
Sluts: Oh you definitely seen these people. They will go up to the biggest meat head at the gym and ask if they can help them work out. They will stretch, they will bend over, and after that they will start to work out.
Con Artist: Do you need a person trainer? Con artist who claims to be a personal trainer and feel up on you. Next day you come in, no one name"_______" works there.
Silencer: Headphone on, look straight, do what you have to do without a single peep out of your mouth. They will not going to get in your way, but they will hobble around you if you are using the machine they need.
Creepers: Checking out every one around them and they are not even checking out the faces. They will go slower on treadmill, they will ride behind you on a cycling machine, they will be next to you when you are doing your chest work out. Yup, you seen them around.
Self Absolve-er: They love themselves so much that they can't keep their eyes off the mirror. They are the one who are working out infront of the mirror and screaming "Yeah" "That's right" "YEAH" like they are having orgasm by just looking at themselves. it's good that you are confident, but now you are just an egotistical asshole.
Scary Fat Person: It's not that we hate them to be there, it's anything but good that they are working out. But we act like we seen Godzilla or King Kong when we see them wobble there way around. Especially when we see them walk into or sauna and see people scatter away to make him/ her a room or when we see them hop in the Jacuzzi and the water level rises. We just don't know how to act around them, except panic in silence.
So which one are you?
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