Super Heros: Simple description

Superhero descriptions that are simply put.


                 
   Superman: Some alien
   Could be: Played as Alien from Alien


Batman: Bored rich asshole
Could be: Iron Man



   Iron Man: Another bored rich asshole but good with engineering
   Could be: Batman

 
     Spider Man: Nerd that got bit by spider and wants to lose his virginity to one and only "Mary   Jane"
    Could be: Playing the spider from babe the pig


       Flash: One Pump Chump
       Could be: Used as lighting


   Captain America: First kid who was used as scientific experiment for modern day steroids
   Could be: some patriotic red neck



     Green Lantern: Guy who is high on shrooms
     Could be: played as riddler


   Wonder Woman: Virgin from some lesbian planet
    Could be:....can't say nothing

 
    Hulk: Guy with anger problems
    Could be: guy on steroids


               
   Thor: Some mechanic with a hammer
   Could be: some nerd who likes to play god


     
   Aquaman: Guy who loves to swim with dolphins
   Could be: a Semen. Oh I meant Seaman.



ha ha ha Have a good one

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